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Joke of the Day

"I was in a good mood when suddenly twitter went down & I ran over a blind man, tasered a baby, killed a puppy & set myself on fire."

"Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook. One says to the other, ""does this taste funny"", the other replies ""No""."

"Washing clothes feels so old fashioned. I mean, who separates whites and colours anymore."

"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."

"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"

"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."

"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"

"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."

"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."

"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."