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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."
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"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."
"When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies"
"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"
"Why couldn't the pony speak clearly? He was a little hoarse."
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
"ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend Are you: 1. Between the age of 11-69? 2. Mostly female? 3. Trained to poop outside? DM for details"
"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law the meathead!"