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Joke of the Day

"A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off. They called it neigh-balm."

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"

"If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"

"Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... I could have shoved it up my ass!"

"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet"

"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."

"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."

"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."