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Joke of the Day
"Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... I could have shoved it up my ass!"
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"I used to hate mushrooms But then they grew on me"
"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."
"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."
"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"
"Does anyone know if ISIS is hiring? I heard they offer new hires a company cell phone and/or car."
"My wife and I are working on our marriage. She's more attentive to my needs and I've mostly stopped telling other women I'm a single father."
"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"
"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"
"I think I might be dying But I really like the color of my hair right now."