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Joke of the Day

"You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No they've always been blue!"

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"What are Pirate clothes made of? Yarrrrrn."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? Wataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""
"Just told my kid her freckles are kisses from angels and she said freckles are actually clusters of concentrated melanin. THANKS NICK JR. :("
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"
"I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain. It's all so Moorish."
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"
"Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal."
"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."