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Joke of the Day
"What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs? A Dell."
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"As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set."
"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."
"You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant"
"I put a sock on my doorknob To let people know I'm getting busy with another sock."
"if you whisper ""snapchat"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl will appear and say ""hold on let me grab my Bacardi before you take the pic!"""
"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."
"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."
"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."