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Joke of the Day
"I bet Seal is terrified of shark week."
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"PWND! FIRST!!"
"Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic."
"A hooker is a lot like a Christmas gift... It's fun to unwrap, but you never know what you're gonna get."
"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."
"Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin"
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."
"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."
"Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars."