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Joke of the Day
"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."
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"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"
"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""
"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"
"My friend asked me what my Computing Logic class was about.. ""Mostly boolshit."""
"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control I thought to myself ""this changes everything"""
"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""
"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"
"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"