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Joke of the Day

"Abortion - it really brings out the child in you. Anyone got any similar puns? Also: - 9/11 jokes are just plane rude."

"All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope. Being a pipe inspector sucks."

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"

"How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach."""

"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."

"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."

"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"

"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."