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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach."""

"I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it."

"Where do you see yourself in four years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."

"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."

"I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi."

"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"

"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"

"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."