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Joke of the Day
"How much horsepower does a mustang have? 1"
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"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."
"I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been ""whoa there chap"""
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."
"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."
"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."
"So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month. That must have Costa lot."
"adulthood is just eating a taco where the toppings keep falling out and then death"
"What do you call a fear of big boobs... HerRackNaphobia"
"RETIRED STUNTMAN: We didn't have fancy CGI. If the script said to drive a truck into a dinosaur, we drove a truck into a goddamn dinosaur."