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Joke of the Day
"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."
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"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."
"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
"""Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""I said... Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""Ted?"" ""THAT's what an unanswered text feels like, Sue."""
"When life hands you alligators, make gator aid."
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey man, your dick's hanging out."""
"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""
"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."
"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"
"Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him. ""Euripedes?"" The man nods and holds up the pants. ""Eumenedes?"""