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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
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"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Why do people hate babushka dolls? Because they are so full of themselves...."
"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."
"Little girl/boy: ""Mommy, I want to be a [PERSON I DISAGREE WITH] when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""
"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"
"My lucky number is 4,000,000,000. Doesn't come in handy when you're gambling. Come on 4 billion... Fuck, 7. We need some more dice. 4 billion divided by 6, at least. -Mitch Hedberg"
"Who won the Battle of the Bulge? The guy with the bulge in his sock ..."
"I asked a Brazil fan how many days in a week and he got angry"