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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says ""ouch"""
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"If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard."
"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"
"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"
"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"
"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."
"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""
"My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter.. ..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."
"Food choices How come almost everything that tastes good is bad and almost everything that tastes bad is good?"