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Joke of the Day
"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !"
"The best thing about time machines ... ... is that you can buy it used and sell it new."
"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."
"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"
"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."