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Joke of the Day
"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"
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"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"The last time I had a conversation about the Hindenburg It went up in flames."
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."
"I'm having an out of money experience."
"Been a while since the last Pauly Shore movie. He must be trying to make it perfect."
"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""
"I'm Asexual, I don't give a fuck."