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Joke of the Day

"I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore. Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing."

"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"

"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke Joke Jooooooooke."

"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""

"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."

"How did the worlds strongest man get his title? He came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a masturbation contest."

"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."

"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."

"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."