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Joke of the Day

"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"

"I could tell you a joke about TCP.... But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"

"A man walks out of a bar... drunk and looks at his watch,it says 10:00 and after a few seconds it changes to 10:01 and he yells out ""I time travelled!"""

"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"

"Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties."

"I've forgotten how to ""hang out"" with people if alcohol isn't involved."

"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"

"Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power."