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Joke of the Day

"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."

"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."

"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."

"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"

"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."

"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"

"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."

"What do old people often do? Die"

"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."