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Joke of the Day

"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."

"Why should women only masturbate with these two fingers? *holds up middle and ring finger* Because they're mine!"

"A man walks into a bar and says ""OW!"""

"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."

"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."

"What is the funniest name for male prostitutes? Peter sellers."

"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."

"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."