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Joke of the Day
"I made a commitment not to masturbate for the past four weeks... I didn't pull it off"
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"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."
"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."
"There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim."
"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"
"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."
"Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox? About four beers"
"Pele sees a pretty woman at a bar. He approaches her and says ""You're very pretty. Fancy coming back to my place?"" The woman says ""My, you're a little forward."""
"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."