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Joke of the Day
"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."
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"Make fun of my footy pajamas if you must, but all you naked sleepers are gonna be up shit creek if your house catches on fire in the night."
"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"
"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."
"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""
"My mom when I was a kid: ""Never talk to strangers."" ""Never get in their cars."" Me to my future kids: ""Here's how to order an Uber."""
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."
"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"