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Joke of the Day

"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."

"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"If I were a shepherd, I would never take inventory of my flock for fear of falling asleep on the job."

"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"

"People who say ""adorbs"" make me miserbs"

"How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus? Because it's always ten-to-cool time..."

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"Why are Dendrochronologists Forever Alone?"