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Joke of the Day

"Tests are like jokes... You just gotta get through them, and sometimes you find out they're not that bad! And other times you have cancer."

"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"Her: wanna dance? Me: I'm never gonna dance again Her: why? Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm Her: ? Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*"

"I know why I study with the blinds closed. The reason awful, ghastly... I shutter to think"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There...their...they're.."

"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"

"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."