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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder."
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"Three dyslexic girls walk into a bra... And if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic yourself."
"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant? Did you planet?"
"What's blue and doesn't fit any more? A dead epileptic."
"What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? Getting off early"
"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"