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Joke of the Day
"Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old"
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"Sometimes I make statements in the tone of a question?"
"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."
"How does Sean Connery's dog bark? Woofsh"
"If retards are supposed to be so stupid how come I have never seen one smoking?"
"A man went to the doctors office and said ""I've broken my arm in several places"".... The Doctor tells him ""Well, you should stop going to those places""."
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."
"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"
"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."
"How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart? You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!"