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Joke of the Day

"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool."

"I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.."

"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"What do gay crows eat? Cawk!"

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"I hate to toot my own horn, but: [sad trombone]."

"Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good."