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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"

"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."

"What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking? Michael"

"This girl I'm currently seeing is very flexible, just what I like. She comes round every Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday."

"Bird Strike Pilots in a cockpit of A380: -Damn! Birdstrike!! -NO!! It was a Fokker 50!!"

"People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait."

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died? I'm in de-nile"

"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("