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Joke of the Day
"Computer Joke: What do you call a fat man's jacket? Firmware"
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"I never feel more hypocritical than when I tell my kid she's been on the computer too much."
"One of my favorite hockey jokes Son: Dad, what's the playoffs? Father: I don't know son, were maple leaf fans."
"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"
"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"
"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."
"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."
"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."
"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"