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Joke of the Day
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"What does it take to claim the world record for 'most blowjobs in one hour? You need to be able to blow a lot of guys in quick suck session. ^^^yeah ^^^I ^^^know ^^^it's ^^^lame"
"Everything he knows about gynecologist visits he learned from lesbian porn. Which explains why he charged the video camera this morning."
"Lady next to me in 50 Shades pulled out her glasses & asked if she missed the good part. I said no, the credits weren't rolling yet."
"One time I invited a guy over for dinner but I didn't feel like cooking so I just poured us each a bowl of cereal really romantically."
"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""
"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."
"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"