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Joke of the Day
"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""
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"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine."
"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"
"What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again."
"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."
"A man fixes things If a man says he will fix something, he will! There's no need to remind him every six months..."
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."
"Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining."