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Joke of the Day
"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."
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"My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it."
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"
"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""
"Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry"
"Whats a zombie's favorite drink? Egg noggin."
"An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button."
"If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?"
"People with speech impediments are just misunderstood."
"What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? When Jesus went up for the cross."