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Joke of the Day
"When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway."
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"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"
"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."
"What do you call a turtle without a shell? Dead."
"I feel a little bad about peeing in the pool my children swim in, but margaritas."
"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"
"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"""Sir, we lost the platoon. All our men are gone."" A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. ""not all men"""
"How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord? ..The leash goes slack"
"My grandma used to say, ""I'll give you something to cry about!"", and then she'd toss a severed hand in my lap."