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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"

"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"Women and not being attractive If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"What does a horny toad say? Rub it"

"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."

"As a Florida resident... at least I'll have medical marijuana to treat the fucking cancer this election has given me. I won't even need a lighter, seeing as the country is already on fire."

"Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time."