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Joke of the Day

"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."

"You got some jokes? What are some good jokes you know? I would prefer ones that aren't too raunchy."

"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"

"What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash? ""It looks like we're going to Neverland."""

"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."

"Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller."

"I want a relationship like from Up. She dies and I get a flying house."

"How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo? Rodney King Pinatas"

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"