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Joke of the Day

"If Clinton makes a good joke it'll be Hillaryous"

"You know what they say about wizards with big hands? The have big staffs"

"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."

"Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I'm doing important volunteer work."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? ... a cuCUMber."

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."

"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."

"Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak."

"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."

"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."