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Joke of the Day

"If Clinton makes a good joke it'll be Hillaryous"

"Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend."

"The bartender asks him ""What will you have"" A time traveller walks into a bar"

"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"

"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."

"""You can't teach a dog new tricks."" - bad dog trainer"

"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."

"Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!"

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."