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Joke of the Day

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."

"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"

"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."

"The moral of World War 2 Two wrong don't make a right, but three Reichs make a left"

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."

"The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body? **A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway."

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"

"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"