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Joke of the Day

"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common? Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it"

"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."

"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"

"59 It's like a 69, but one person is in a wheelchair."

"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."

"*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry"

"This documentary on tree frogs is absolutely ribbiting."

"95% of pet ownership is just saying ""hello"" to them in various tones."