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Joke of the Day
"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."
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"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"
"I don't always feel like I won the genetic lottery, but when I do... I'm at Wal-mart."
"How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams."
"What's the generic for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"
"two kids were arrested.. Two kids were arrested, one was eating fireworks and the other one was drinking battery acid. one got charged and the other got let off."
"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"
"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"