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Joke of the Day
"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"
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"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"
"A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan... Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat."
"Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth? Slow swimmers"
"How do you seize the means of production? By overthrowing the bourgeoisie "
"I made an original joke And it's not funny"
"How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you? He's staring at your shoes instead of his own."
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."