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Joke of the Day
"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"
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"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""
"Hard to believe the Cubs last won the World Series 108 years ago. Most of them don't look a day over 30."
"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""
"My wife always compliments me after an argument. ""I couldn't have married a bigger d!ck"""
"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."
"I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists."
"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"