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Joke of the Day

"Where does the king keep his armies? in his sleevies!"

"What's the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with big tits? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"

"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"

"Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters? Dustin Johnson sneezed."

"I can never seem to get a good picture of wheat. It always comes out grainy"

"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"