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Joke of the Day
"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""
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"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."
"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"
"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."
"Hello, I'm waiter, I'll be your Walter tonight. Wait, the other way around. Sorry, first day. Care for a glass of Walter? Ooh boy ok"
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"
"[covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: ""That's just not what I meant when I said ""come prepared""..."""
"*scampers over to ice cream truck* Yes, I'll take the SpongeBob who looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant, please."
"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"