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Joke of the Day
"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""
Next Joke
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"
"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."
"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"
"Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? He moved down-under!!"
"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"
"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."
"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""
"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."
"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"