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Joke of the Day

"A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools."

"What's balck on the bottom and white on the top? Society"

"I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with ""Hoof-arted"" written underneath*"

"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."

"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."

"What is the difference between a woman and a forklift? There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand."

"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day... But, I couldn't find any."

"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."