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Joke of the Day

"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."

"What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital? Impatient OC from r/dadjokes"

"""I love accounting!"" -Italian guy who loves to count."

"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."

"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months"

"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."

"Italian restaurant. I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. I couldn't get pasta."

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"