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Joke of the Day

"Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures."

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"Autocorrect makes me say things that... I didn't Nintendo."

"In 2050 old men will say bae'"

"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""

"How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? They use a machine gun."

"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, ""You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out."""

"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""