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Joke of the Day

"Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him."

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe"

"Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a poo"

"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""

"TIFU by Mixing up my Pastor's Sandwich Order at Subway! Whoops, wrong *sub*."

"Oh good, a gift card to Arby's. *waits for their birthday* Them: Thanks Aimee for the... *opens box* (cat hair pasted to paper & framed)"

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !"