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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic."

"My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she's my late wife."

"Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom? She was afraid someone would steal her IP address."

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? a private tooter."

"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."

"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""

"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."

"I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl."

"Twitter provides the technology for my thoughts to be ignored by far more people than ever before."

"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."