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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"
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"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."
"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"
"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"
"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."
"Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate. Her: Where's your son? Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so.."
"Young woman... There was a young lady from Exeter, So lovely the men all craned their necks at 'er. But only one was so brave as to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er."
"People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like."
"So my dog is named Lucky... and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out, we'll be up all night to get lucky."
"If your ringtone is my alarm sound, you can go straight to hell"