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Joke of the Day

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."

"Did I ever tell you about the industrial prostitute? She had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip. So she can make money on the side."

"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"

"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"

"If you vote for yourself, does something blue appear like when you pee in a pool?"

"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."

"What is called a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone with no dressing."

"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."