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Joke of the Day
"The other day I went to the zoo All I saw was a dog. It was a shitzu"
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"The only reason to have a second kid is if your first one doesn't get a lot of likes on Facebook."
"SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole."
"If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man... ...starring Sylvester Still-alone."
"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized this the other day... inside my fort."
"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"
"I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ""No, the steaks are too high."""
"What's white and washes your socks? Your wife."
"She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips"