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Joke of the Day

"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"

"An angry cell walks into a bar... Smoking a cigarette the cell orders a drink. When the barman turns around the cells were three. ""Tumor!"""

"Oh, you were sexually harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem."

"The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv."

"How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre."

"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"

"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"2 guys with Alzheimer's. ""I'm off to go get some ice cream, do you want some?"" ""Yeah sure"" Shortly later, he returns. ""Here, I brought you your fish"" ""Fish!.............. where's my fucking chips."""

"[I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]"