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Joke of the Day

"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"

"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."

"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."

"Day 3 of weight loss challenge: all my coworkers look like tacos. I do not understand how the meat remains in the shell as they walk around."

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"

"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"

"We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception."

"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."

"Hipsters only listen to songs like Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen You've probably never heard of it."