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Joke of the Day

"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."

"Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator."

"If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards... What does that say for Muk?"

"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"

"There was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's now a seasoned veteran."

"So there's a man driving through the desert. He had... Sorry about pastebin link, the joke was too long for Reddit. http://pastebin.com/x6yZM6UM"

"Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder."

"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"

"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."

"Yo momma is so fat [deleted]"