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Joke of the Day

"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."

"Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space"

"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."

"Me: I HAD A VISION! I was a GARDEN GNOME & I was ridding a FLAMINGO & the FAIRIES sprinkled cocaine on me & I FLIED!! My Therapist: ....."

"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"

"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."

"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."

"Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal."